Funny sms why you are late ?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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meeting u was fate

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

fill in the blank

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Devil said

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

santas

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

eyes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!